The Feathers are flying

Last week I thought the Global Roosters had wound up the Doomsday Cock as far as it could go. But I can now confirm the Religion of Fear has pushed the Doomsday Cock to ONE MINUTE TO DAWN!!!!!.

This week has seen a plethora of news about Global Warming fears. The bookmakers predicted Tim Flannery would become Australian of the Year, at this rate I predict a Tarot Card reader will win next year.
Here we see a recent scientific document from Al Gore and Co.


But not all Roosters are convinced.
Some Roosters are refusing to believe we are on the Dawn of destruction. Despite constant hounding, some brave sceptics are running them through the hoops!!


In other Global warming propaganda news, "An Inconvenient truth", has been nominated for two Oscars. One of the nominations is for "Best Original Song".

Hold on!!
I didn't realise Al Gore was in a musical!
That must explain what all the song and dance is about!
I can't wait for more Musicals based around Global Warming. Could we see titles like "Warmalot", "Taint your Ozone", "Dioxide Story"?
As long as it gets bums on seats, willing to listen to the Al Gore Mantra.
Here we see the cast of Al Gore's latest musical explaining how much Sea levels will rise.


We can all rest assured that school kids will be forced to watch films about Global Warming.
Uncle Joe would be proud.

( For all Polarizer and Doomsday Cock fans, I will be heading North for a while to sort out some dissidents. Those lousy electrodes just will not stay clamped!)