Who do you think you are kidding Mr Botham?

Ian Botham recently wrote an article for London's "News of the World", (possibly the worst newspaper in the English speaking world), that Australia's cricket is a "Dads' Army". He says the only thing standing in the way of an English Victory is England.

Well Ian Botham can kiss my arse!
Ian Botham is one of those strange anomalies in sport; a great player, but an insipid commentator. He is pretty much all ego and no brain.

I have here the new words to a familiar song. Hopefully we will hear it this Summer.

Please feel free to sing along.

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE KIDDING FREDDIE FLINTOFF
IF YOU THINK YOU'LL MAKE SOME RUNS
WE ARE THE BOYS WHO WILL STOP YOUR LITTLE GAME
WE ARE THE BOYS WHO WILL WIN THE ASHES AGAIN
CAUSE WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE KIDDING FREDDIE FLINTOFF
IF YOU THINK AUSTRALIA'S DONE

GLENN McGRATH, WELL HE WILL STAR
HE'LL GET 8 FOR 21
SHANE WARNE BOWLS AT EVENING
WITH FIGURES 2 FOR 1

( Chorus)

SO WATCH OUT MR BOTHAM
YOU HAVE MET YOUR MATCH IN US
IF YOU THINK YOU'LL TAKE THE ASHES
WE'RE AFRAID THAT YOU'LL BE CRUSHED

(Chorus)