Friday, January 19, 2007

THE DOOMSDAY COCK

Most people are aware of the Doomsday clock.
It was a device used to measure how close the world was to mass destruction. The idea was that, depending on the existing world crisis, the hands on the clock would be a certain amount of minutes to Midnight. Of course they were referring to Nuclear destruction.



Above we see the Doomsday clock at the time Geelong last won a Grand Final.

Recently the clock has been used to measure the time left before Global warming causes scenes like this.


Well according to this guy anyway.


That is all about to change.

I introduce to you all.....THE DOOMSDAY COCK!!!



When impending Global Warming is upon us, the DOOMSDAY COCK will prepare for one last crow at dawn.
The theory works in reverse to the clock. Instead of waiting for Midnight, we are now waiting for the wake up call at dawn.
As it stands at the moment according to the director of the DOOMSDAY COCK initiative, (here we see him at last years COCK conference.)

the DOOMSDAY COCK is 6 minutes to waking us all up.
So make sure to check on the state of the DOOMSDAY COCK!!
Will he crow tomorrow?
Or will he be in the Oven for Sunday Roast?

We can only wait.

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