Monday, June 04, 2007

Help! Help! I'm being oppressed!

With the unrelenting advance of THE POLARIZER now in full swing, the first of John Howard's Journalist Gulags have been liberated.
The first pictures that have come to light from the dark shadows of this brutal regime are horrific and viewer discretion is advised.

Here we see Fairfax Journalists getting their first taste of freedom in ten years.

Many have been forced to survive on a meagre diet of just five coffees a day, some being forced to buy lunch from Sandwich shops that only offer four varieties of bread. Sourdough, for some, runs out before 1.30 p.m.Those who miss out are forced to walk a further 100 metres to another Sandwich shop, which only stocks an inferior brand of bottled water and quite often is frequented by Laborers who buy up all the doughnuts at morning tea, thus depriving Journalists of an essential staple.

Acclaimed dissident and Nobel Peace prize candidate, David Marr, was one of the few who managed to live and tell his tale. Here we see him after his release from the dreaded, "Camp Versace".

Marr was forced to live with a limited choice of designer clothes and sometimes he was forced to wear the same suit within the same fortnight. The Dry cleaners would often be unable to have his favorite suit ready and Marr would often be left in tears, when he would be unable to get to the Dry cleaners before closing time.

You can read more about his terrible quest to survive.

Very few International leaders are ready to stand up to the Howard regime of terror. Only the very peaceful and loving President Mugabe of Zimbabwe, had the heart to confront Howards brutal Dictatorship.

Despite desperate attempts by Amnesty International to publicize the plight of Australian dissidents, it has all fallen on deaf ears. An Amnesty spokesperson, who refused to be identified as they lived in fear of their lives, spoke about some of the problems.
"Our fight for Human Rights must carry on. We have organized an aggressive T-Shirt campaign on our on-line Amnesty Shop. The sale of 'free David Hicks' T-Shirts have been very disappointing. We are now forced to give them away as part of a 'buy three T-Shirts, get a David Hicks T-Shirt free' deal. I think people live in fear of wearing a David Hicks T-Shirt, lest they be seen by members of Howards' fashion Gestapo. Even our 'make your own message' Fridge Magnets are barely touched. We get a few Journalists who use them to make up their own oppression news, but apart from that, sales are poor. It is obviously out of fear of having ones Fridge being targeted by Howards' thought police. Howard only wants his Anti-terror Fridge magnets on display and wants our magnets suppressed. We live in scary times."

We do indeed live in scary times.

Thursday, May 17, 2007

Klaus takes on the Marxist Mob.

You would think that the procession of International Politicians, towing the Global Warming Alarmist line, would never end.
Even the newly elected French President Sarkozy, has rolled out the usual Global Warming politicians speech.
It seems all politicians fear blaspheming the new Religious Cult, under threat of Political lynching.
With every half-baked Actor, Celebrity, Musician, Politician etc. going on about a subject they have no idea about, in order to appear passionate about a cause, it seems all is lost.
Here is a photo of an old rocker who may turn up at a Global Warming "Rock the wank" concert near you.

No one is safe.

But it appears that one national leader has the courage to resist this avalanche of Hysteria.
Here we see Vaclav Klaus enjoying a guilt free beer, just before he launches an attack on the blind eco-sheep, who may well be unknowing instruments for neo-Marxist theory.
What a mouthful, I might need a beer myself!

Vaclav Klaus Has released a new book that tears the shreds out of modern Global Warming Alarmists. I suggest everybody read the full interview for his book launch, to get a taste of of his poignant attack on what has become a political movement machinating under the guise of an environmental Religion.

He sure does get stuck in to em'!!

With some luck we may see these types sent packing until the next time they try to control the world with mad ideas.

Big thanks to Lubos for his great work sending me the link.

UPDATE: Hilarious Photos of an Old Rocker have disappeared. Damn technology!

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Czechs set to drink Greenland.

In 1968, Prague was a flurry of activity.
Anti-Soviet demonstrators took to the streets hoping that a new era would dawn. It was hoped that Soviet oppression would end and a human face of Socialism would prevail.
Put simply, the people of Prague had no hope and would have to wait another 20 odd years to taste freedom.
While unable to taste freedom at the time, they had no problems getting the chance to taste a good beer.

As we see in the photo below, nothing beats having a hotel nearby when conducting civil unrest. Please note that the Czechs drink more beer per capita than anyone else on Earth. (Darwin may have some argument with this stat though)

Before, during and after a Revolution against suppression of Freedom, nothing hits the spot like a good beer.

40 years down the track and the Czechs like the taste of Freedom and beer so much, they are not going to let modern trends stand in the way. With the whole of Europe swept up in Global warming hysteria, only two places in Europe are thumbing their noses at the Alarmists, the Czech Republic and Greenland.

Czech Republic President Vaclav Klaus, has recently re-affirmed his strong denial of the Global Warming Hysteria. In previous speeches on the issue, he compared the Global Warming activists to a "new Religion" that replaces the ideology of Communism and threatens to clip basic Freedoms.

The Polarizer would love to give a big *Clink* to Vaclav. Cheers!!!

In fact, I might buy him a beer from Greenland!
Yes, Greenland are getting into brewing their own beer and using glacial water for good measure. Greenland is enjoying a number of benefits from the change of temperature. A good crop of Homebrew is one thing, but an increase in agricultural opportunities are being applauded by locals. An increase in, wait for it, Greenland Global Warming Eco-Tourism has boosted the economy.

So in the great cycle of life on Earth, Greenland and the Czech Republic will approach the future with no fear and increased opportunities.

Of course some would like to get in a time machine and live in 1968. Here, get in this and bugger off back to Soviet Communism.

Friday, May 11, 2007

Big Joe's Winter Offensive

In 1941, Hitler's Panzer Divisions raced across the Soviet Union and were poised to assault Moscow. Big Joe Stalin had just polished off his 15th crate of OP Stolichnaya Vodka, and was sitting in Moscow wondering what to do.

As winter started to set in, the snow slowly built up and the Nazi war machine was stopped in its tracks at the Gates of Moscow. Taking another shot of Vodka, big Joe stood up and said to his Generals, "It's Time". ( Or was that Gough? Anyway, I'll continue with my preamble ramble.)

Having been informed by his spies that Japan would be heading South for the Winter, he packed his boys from Vladivostok on to the Trans-Siberian Railway with a one-way ticket to Moscow.

The Soviet Winter counter-attack was about to begin!!

Yes Polarizer fans, as promised, I am about to start my bloody Winter Campaign. With my return to Central Headquarters, the attack upon gross stupidity will be in full swing.

Global Warming Alarmists, September 11 conspiracy nuts, Militant Extremists, Brain dead Celebrities, Media truth-twisters, Neo-Marxist deranged leftists, Worldwide Despots, insipid Greens and any other deranged Moonbat faction you care to mention will be crushed under the overwhelming weight of The Polarizers poignant posts.

So sit back, relax, pour yourself a hefty measure of Vodka and enjoy

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Back to Business. And it looks like..........

The religion of fear has finally moved onto the next phase of it's campaign of BS. When all else fails, scare the kids!
This is a sure fire signal that the Global Warming Alarmists have lost all semblance of rationality and pretty soon we will see people turning away in droves from these pack of hyenas.

The tide on this issue, as predicted by the mighty Polarizer, is turning quite rapidly against the Alarmists. More mainstream articles like this one, are popping up everywhere.

But what is more revealing, is the extremes the Global Warming Alarmists are using to push their agenda of fear. They are no longer using scientific debate to prove their point, they are resorting to simulating the death of children!

Take a look for yourself!

When fear doesn't get them, the next step is to appeal to other emotional stimuli. Kids are quite often awestruck by the influence of celebrities, more so when they see their own parents swallowing every piece of misinformed garbage the celebrity happens to be spouting.
Which brings us to the antics of Leonardo DiCaprio and his new found Alarmist associations. Why bother getting a scientist to explain an argument, when you can simply get a publicity seeking celebrity to parrot your agenda!!
Introducing Leonardo DiCaprio FOR KIDS!
Some of the content is harmless enough, but be sure to have a look at some of the suggested reading material. Particularly this book.
WOW! It really is a new Religion!
A Religion for kids!

So I suppose you are wondering how far this is going to go? This whole celebrity/GlobalWarming hype.
Well it has gone this far.
Their is now a Celebrity watching site exclusively for Global Alarmist celebrities!
That's right! No Scientific debate, just pure Celebrity hype.
It's called EcoRazzi and it's enough to make anyone puke. Go on, have a look, I dare you!

And furthermore.
Are the creators and contributors of this web site for dummies, qualified in anyway to hold the moral high ground on the scientific argument?
Read the Bio's, not a scientist amongst them!
It's all about marketing!

I repeat,
Global Warming Alarmists have hit the wall and people will soon wake up to the rubbish we are being fed.

Saturday, March 10, 2007

Oh, and one thing before I go...

The phrase "Jumping the Sharks", came into the vernacular when the tiresome, long running "Happy days" had a moment that signaled the demise of the show.
Running short of ideas, like most people in TV, they decide to create a stunt with the "Fonz" doing a water ski jump over sharks.
The viewers tuned out, the show was axed.

It appears that Channel 10 have set up the ultimate "shark jumping" exercise on the Global Warming debate.
A program called Cool Aid aired last week and by all reports viewers gave it a huge ,un-fonzie like, thumbs down. Not Cool!

Have the Global Alarmists destroyed themselves? Have they been consumed by the Black Hole that they generated from their own Buttholes?

Global warming has "jumped the sharks", in my opinion, and it will not be long until the rats leave the sinking ship.

For more info have a read at Mr Bolt has to say.

See you when I'm looking at ya!

Hi Ho, Hi Ho, etc.

It's off to work I go.
Once again The Polarizer is wandering off to his own personal Gulag and will be away from all semblance of Civilization. Fortunately I will be away from the droning whinging of the city based wowsers and PC Global Warming alarmists.
I'm sure to be back for a big winter campaign, so you Global Warming alarmists and neo-lefties better watch out!
I've had enough of their antics and ripping their crapulance to pieces will keep me warm during those cold winter nights.

I'll be back!

Monday, March 05, 2007

Strange days indeed

I recently spent time away from all the traps of Civilization.
No Phone.
No Computer.
No TV.
No Blogs.

Sheer bliss, even though it was all hard work.

Coming back to Civilization, I noticed an increase of a certain despicable creature, THE GLOBAL WARMING CELEBRITY.
I am offering a reward to anyone who can curtail the growth in numbers of this rapidly breeding PEST.
Forget the Mynah Bird, the Cat and the Cane Toad. This new pest has to be stopped.

The best idea will win a copy of "The Memoirs of Richard Nixon".

Monday, February 12, 2007

Bullshit finds Bullshit

The instinct to know Bullshit when you see it, is a handy one to have. I reckon I'm pretty good at finding Bullshit.
Here is a photo. What do you reckon?

Yep! That's definitely the genuine article.
But some people have trouble seeing Bullshit.

Well if you know someone who has trouble, sit them down in front of this superb episode of Bullshit! by the brilliant Penn and Teller.

Hit the link, you will not be disappointed for the next half-hour!

Penn and Teller win this weeks Doomsday Cock Chefs of the Week. They cooked that Chicken up a treat!

Thursday, February 08, 2007

"Oh my God, what have we created"

As the Global Warming Rooster of Doom prepares to yet again wake us up in the middle of the night, some Global Warming soothsayers are wondering if they have gone too far.

The last time a Scientist went too far with a creation it looked a bit like this.

Of course if we tamper with the forces of nature and unbalance the cosmic will of god, man will have to pay.
Maybe this fella might teach us a lesson for our sins.

No matter what beast goes out of control, we now know we are dealing with a monster!
Laura Hannon of website in her regular Global Warming Centre report, is beginning to show concern at the continued "overplaying" of the Global warming debate. Being a partial alarmist herself, a quick click through back articles show a slow caution at the Global Warming hype.

One interesting development on her blog, is the increasing need to discipline comments on the blogsite. The debates have become heated and it is starting to get nasty!

The thing to remember about creating a monster, is that you are also likely to create a crazy mob of people armed with pitchforks. This Mob invariably will act mindlessly in pursuit of blood and the evil "denialists".

Laura Hannon is trying desperately to control her small brood of Chicken Littles, but the mob is now unstoppable. Laura Hannon wins our "Global Warming Mother Hen of the Month." Well done Laura.

As a special treat, check out this piece by Sarah Silverman. Laugh? I nearly shat!

Friday, February 02, 2007

The Feathers are flying

Last week I thought the Global Roosters had wound up the Doomsday Cock as far as it could go. But I can now confirm the Religion of Fear has pushed the Doomsday Cock to ONE MINUTE TO DAWN!!!!!.

This week has seen a plethora of news about Global Warming fears. The bookmakers predicted Tim Flannery would become Australian of the Year, at this rate I predict a Tarot Card reader will win next year.
Here we see a recent scientific document from Al Gore and Co.

But not all Roosters are convinced.
Some Roosters are refusing to believe we are on the Dawn of destruction. Despite constant hounding, some brave sceptics are running them through the hoops!!

In other Global warming propaganda news, "An Inconvenient truth", has been nominated for two Oscars. One of the nominations is for "Best Original Song".

Hold on!!
I didn't realise Al Gore was in a musical!
That must explain what all the song and dance is about!
I can't wait for more Musicals based around Global Warming. Could we see titles like "Warmalot", "Taint your Ozone", "Dioxide Story"?
As long as it gets bums on seats, willing to listen to the Al Gore Mantra.
Here we see the cast of Al Gore's latest musical explaining how much Sea levels will rise.

We can all rest assured that school kids will be forced to watch films about Global Warming.
Uncle Joe would be proud.

( For all Polarizer and Doomsday Cock fans, I will be heading North for a while to sort out some dissidents. Those lousy electrodes just will not stay clamped!)

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

A Right Royal Cock-Up!

Global warming alarmists have started this year in full frenzy. I have only just started scratching the surface for DOOMSDAY cocks and they have come flying from everywhere.

Not to be outdone by common celebrities and politicians, todays DOOMSDAY cock is none other than Prince Charles.

His similarity to a Rooster is alarming!
Charlie is Jetting off soon to receive an award from DOOMSDAY head cock Al Gore. But jealousy within the ranks of the DOOMSDAY chicken coup, has led to criticism of his trip.

In order to appease DOOMSDAY chooks, Prince Charles has decided to cancel his skiing trip this year. So we will not see Chuckie perform the Rooster tail manoeuvre this season.

The alarmist frenzy has got to the point of Cannibalism. When one Global warming alarmist gets more recognition than the others, the device known as the "global footprint" is enacted.

Soon everyone's movements will be traced, and everybody will be forced to complete an accurate diary of every joule of energy expended.
The dawn of a Global warming Police state is upon us!

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

The Sunrise Alarmist Koch

For those Global Warming alarmists looking to combine the Doomsday Clock with the Doomsday Cock, you can't go past this product.
The Sunrise Clock!

Now you can see and hear when the world is DOOMED!

Todays Doomsday merchant is almost certain to have one of these. Introducing Channel Seven's Sunrise program Grand Chicken little David Koch!

The Doomsday Koch and his Sunrise cohorts have been beating the Global warming drum for a year now. They are constantly badgering their viewers to do more about Global Warming, of course all this with the usual Religious zeal that goes with the territory.
One of their mindless stunts is a campaign to reduce 100,000 tons of greenhouse emissions by Australia Day. They are certainly helping to achieve this goal by making unwatchable television pap.

One thing I do appreciate from 7 Sunrise is their Cool the Globe website. It is the one-stop shop for finding the latest insanity in Global alarmist scaremongering. Take a look, you are bound to find a brain dead celebrity or politician selling their Global Warming snake oil. It will certainly save my time searching for future Doomsday Cock nominees.

Monday, January 22, 2007

Doomsday Fighting Cocks

Just when you think the Doomsday Cocks are heading back to their pens to roost, they come out with fighting words!
Here we see a couple of them fighting over how much publicity they are getting.

Of course when they are not fighting each other, the Doomsday Cocks are on the lookout for anyone not towing the line of the fastest growing Religion of the 21st Century.
Here we see what they did to "denialists" during Medieval times.

Today's Special guest Doomsday Cock is Heidi Cullen. Heidi is seen here posing for a publicity shot for her upcoming Reign of Terror. ( Or is that "Rain" of terror, the sort of rain that scared Global alarmists this weekend ).

Heidi wants any Weather expert who denies Global Warming, to be taken to special Climate and Mind changing Gulags, for re-education.
God Bless her cotton socks.

Diogenes Lamp
has a wonderful report on this neo-Stalinist purgeress. Uncle Joe would be extremely proud of her work.

Sunday, January 21, 2007

Roast anyone? Sunday Doomsday Cock.

With all the great rains we've had recently, it my be an idea to see how the Doomsday Cock is doing.

We definitely won't be hearing from him today.

Our special guest Doomsday Cock is the kooky political commentator Robert Fisk.

Not only does he think that his an expert on Middle East affairs, he is now offering his ten cents worth on Global Warming.

Will the parade of Doomsday Cocks ever cease?
We will just have to wait and see if this trend wears itself out.

Saturday, January 20, 2007

Saturday Doomsday Cock

It looks as though todays Doomsday Cock is completely lost and not sure what it is doing. Looks like we are safe for another day.
The Doomsday Cock is officially at 7 minutes to dawn.

Talking about being completely lost and not sure what it is doing, is today's special guest Doomsday Cock, Leonardo DiCaprio.

Here we see him explaining how much knowledge he has of science and World Affairs.

A big thanks to Bozwell from Its a Matter of Opinion. Another great blog from the Observation Deck group.
You'll find more info on Leonardo over there.

Have a Good Weekend everybody and keep those nominations coming!!

Friday, January 19, 2007

Today's Doomsday Cock

Today's Doomsday Cock is a long way from letting loose.
We live another day!!

Todays special guest Doomsday Cock is the one and only Al Gore!!

We will update this site on any new Doomsday Cocks, and their is no shortage of them!

If you have any Doomsday Cocks You wish to nominate for our updates, let me know!!


Most people are aware of the Doomsday clock.
It was a device used to measure how close the world was to mass destruction. The idea was that, depending on the existing world crisis, the hands on the clock would be a certain amount of minutes to Midnight. Of course they were referring to Nuclear destruction.

Above we see the Doomsday clock at the time Geelong last won a Grand Final.

Recently the clock has been used to measure the time left before Global warming causes scenes like this.

Well according to this guy anyway.

That is all about to change.

I introduce to you all.....THE DOOMSDAY COCK!!!

When impending Global Warming is upon us, the DOOMSDAY COCK will prepare for one last crow at dawn.
The theory works in reverse to the clock. Instead of waiting for Midnight, we are now waiting for the wake up call at dawn.
As it stands at the moment according to the director of the DOOMSDAY COCK initiative, (here we see him at last years COCK conference.)

the DOOMSDAY COCK is 6 minutes to waking us all up.
So make sure to check on the state of the DOOMSDAY COCK!!
Will he crow tomorrow?
Or will he be in the Oven for Sunday Roast?

We can only wait.

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Evolution of a Sitcom

The art of the Sitcom is to grab an old sitcom and tweak it the right way.
"Till death us depart", was a big ground breaker. It established the central character as a bigot.
Warren Mitchell as Alf Garnett is unforgetable stuff.

The Americans throughout the History of television have borrowed from the UK.
The clones they have made are uncountable. The most successful of their clones was"All in the Family". Instead of Alf Garnett, we got Archie Bunker. The American version was as good as the original and the bigotry was sublime.

Although not as good as the proceeding, "Kingswood Country" was a huge success in Australia. Many of the catch cries and assorted Idioms from that show are still heard today.

The question that must arrive is, what next?
I reckon a sitcom of the old formula based around this guy is a sure fire winner.I think I have a theme song too, done to the tune of "The Nanny".
Can't wait for the first episode.